We close at two on Thursday

I'm a chemist shop assistant, I might mention by the way,
A smart young woman came into our shop the other day;
She said she'd got a pimple, and the pain was something shocking,
Before I'd time to ask she'd started pulling off her.. 
                                                       I said "Miss –

We close at two on Thursday, is there any more my way?
Thanks, - Good morning, - Mind the step - It's very warm today 

A blue-eyed boy with golden hair, and no hat on his head
Came shyly in the other day, if you please young man he said.
I have called about my sister she's a-feeling so contrary
Last week she swallowed half a crown and it still in little -
                                                            Tell your mother,

The shop was full of customers, in came Miss Pinkanwite,
She whispered something in my ear then blushed with all her might.
I said you'll have to stop him Miss, your right you must enforce it, 
He must have squeezed you hard to break the whalebone in your —
                                                                Don't forget,
	
A frantic mother brought her child not with the tummy ache, 
But his father's hair restorer she had given him by mistake.
In one night hair and whiskers, too, a yard long he had got 'em, 
She stripped the child and showed me he was hair from top to —
                                                             Marvellous.

A lady cyclist came in for a patent puncture pill,
And a yard of sticking plaster; she had had a nasty spill. 
Some broken glass was in the road just outside the perfumers,
It didn't hurt the bicycle but went right through her —
                                                       Back pedal Miss.