Every little movement

AKAEvery little movement has a meaning all its own
First Published1910

Writer/composerCharles Moore and Fred E CliffeRoudRN10948

Music Hall PerformersMarie Lloyd
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of troops in WW1

Up to the West End, right in the Best End,
Straight from the country came Miss Maudie Brown.
Father's a curate, but couldn't endure it,
That's why the Lady is residing in town.
Twelve months ago her modest self felt quite sublime
To sit on a fellow's knee who's been all in the grime!
And if you should want a kiss,
She'd drop her eyes like this,
But now she drops them just one at a time.

And every little movement has a meaning of its own,
Every little movement tells a tale.
When she walks in dainty hobbles,
At the back round here, there's a kind of wibble-wobble;
And she glides like this,
Then the Johnnies follow in her trail,
'Cos when she turns her head like so,
Something's going, don't you know,
Every little movement tells a tale.


Down by the blue sea, cute as she could be,
Maudie would go for her dip every day.
Maudie has an eye for the boys, Oh my!
And it happens that Reggie was passing that way.
When Reggie saw her he fell into a trance,
He too is going bathing for her now, here's a chance.
She didn't smile or frown,
Just threw her signal down!
Then slyly shrugged her shoulders with a glance.

And every little movement has a meaning of its own,
Every little movement tells a tale.
When she dashed into the ocean,
Reggie kept close by for to know her
Maudie tried to swim:
"Oh I'm here," said Reggie, "if you fail,"
And in less than half a wink,
Maudie dear commenced to sink,
Every little movement tells a tale.

Congratulations, such celebrations,
Bertie and Gertie have just tied the knot.
Both at the party, all gay and hearty,
And noticed the bridegroom looks anxious, eh what?
When friends and relatives depart their different ways,
Alone with the girlie of his heart.
And once again he turned the lights down low,
She looked at him like so,
Then shyly with her wedding ring she played..

And every little movement has a meaning of its own,
Every little movement tells a tale.
When alone no words they utter,
But when midnight chimed, then their hearts begin to flutter.
And she yawned like this,
And stretches out her arm so frail,
And her hubby full of love,
Looks at her and points above,
Every little movement tells a tale.

Loosely based on a song featured in the American stage musical Madame Sherry (1910). The American publishers refused permission for the original to be performed in the British Halls, so Marie Lloyd commissioned Charles Moore and Fred E Cliffe to produce a substantially different song with the same title. As Peter Davison points out, comic songs exploring the fate of simple country folk in the big city were common in the Halls (and in traditional circles we might add) – no doubt this one would have been performed in such a way as to emphasise the significance of “every little movement.”

The song was widely adapted/ parodied by troops in World War 1, for example this Canadian variant:

Every little Movement has a meaning of its own;
Every blessed order comes by wire or telephone.
Sometimes, it’s just a mere rag-chewing;
Sometimes, it’s just a damn’d stand-to-ing;
Sometimes, there’s really something doing;
Sometimes—you’ve got to go!

Sources:

  • Entries in the Roud Indexes at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library: https://archives.vwml.org/search/all:single[folksong-broadside-books]/0_50/all/score_desc/extended-roudNo_tr%3A10948
  • Peter Davison (1971) Songs of the British Musical Hall
  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and Sheet Music: Peter Davison (1971) Songs of the British Musical Hall
  • DOROTHEA YORK (1931); MUD AND STARS AN ANTOLOGY OF WORLD WAR SONGS AND POETRY at archive.com

My daddy is a gentleman

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First Published1900

Writer/composerFred J Barnes / Charles CollinsRoudRN24439, 31234

Music Hall PerformersGeorge D'Albert, Marguerite Broadfoote
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of:
Pennock, Billy ; England : Yorkshire ; 1962
Two little maids chatted under a tree
Each little made of a different degree;
The rich little girl to the poor one began
"My dad" she said "is a gentleman
He always drives a fine carriage and pair
Yours only drives a big fan;
Your daddy works, but my daddy don't
My daddy is a gentleman"

"My daddy is a gentleman, he's dressed fine
My daddy don't go to work at half past nine"
Then the other maid replied "that's quite true,
But my daddy, you see
Works for mother and me,
So my daddy's a gentleman too"


Two little maids turned their eyes to the west,
Gazed at the church all in ivy-leaf dress;
Again said the wealthy maid, "Daddy goes there,
Twice ev'ry Sunday he joins them in prayer.
All make a bow as he walks to his pew,
All show respect where they can;
Why doesn't your daddy come there as well?
My daddy's a gentleman."

"My daddy's a gentleman, he's so good,
My daddy goes to church, your dad should;"
But the other maid replied, "That's quite true--
Yet my daddy he prays
At my bedside always,
So my daddy's a gentleman too."


One little maid wandered, home down the lane,
Hark to the shout! as a vanman draws rein;
Off dash the steeds — but he springs to each head,
Saved is the rich maid — the driver - lies dead!
Safe in her home, when she wakes, there she finds
The poor little maid, pale and wan,
And to her she murmurs as mem'ry returns,
"My daddy's a gentleman."

"My daddy's a gentleman — I'm so glad,
My daddy's a gentleman, but where's your dad?"
Then the other maid replied, ".God bless you I
But my daddy he tried
To save your life — and died -
Ah! my daddy's a gentleman too."


A slice of late Victorian melodrama originally sung in the Halls by George D’Albert and later by Marguerite Broadfoote.

It was collected 60 years later by Colin Wharton from the singing of Billy Pennock in Goatland, North Yorkshire.

Interestingly it is also a song that Shirley Collins remembered her grandmother singing.

Sources:

  • Entries in the Roud Indexes at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library: https://archives.vwml.org/search/all:single[folksong-broadside-books]/0_50/all/score_desc/extended-roudNo_tr%3A24439, 31234
  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and Sheet Music: Personal Collection
  • Shirley Collins (2018) All in the Downs: Reflections on Life, Landscape, and Song
  • [on its popularity in East End, see Richard William Free (1905) Seven years’ hard]

I do like to be beside the seaside

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First Published1909

Writer/composerJohn A Glover-KindRoudRN32459

Music Hall PerformersMark Sheridan
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of:
Keeping Family ; England : London ; 1930s-50s
Hill, Arthur ; Canada : Ontario ; 1981
Sheet music in Empire News & The Umpire - 27 Feb 1910

Everyone delights to spend their summer's holiday
Down beside the side of the silvery sea.
I'm no exception to the rule, in fact, if I'd my way,
I'd reside by the side of the silvery sea.
But when you're just the common garden Smith, or Jones, or Brown,
At business up in town, you've got to settle down.
You save up all the money you can till summer comes around
Then away you go to a spot you know where the cockleshells are found ...

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!
I do like to be beside the sea!
Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"

So just let me be beside the seaside!
I'll be beside myself with glee
And there's lots of girls beside, I should like to be beside,

Beside the seaside, beside the sea!

Timothy went to Blackpool (Brighton) for the day last Eastertide
To see what he could see by the side of the sea.
Soon as he reached the station there the first thing he espied
Was the Wine Lodge door stood open invitingly
To quench his thirst, he toddled inside and called out for a "wine"
Which grew to eight or nine, till his nose began to shine.
Said he "What people see in the sea, I'm sure I fail to see"
Then he caught the train back home again and to his wife said he ...

William Sykes the burglar he'd been out to work one night
Filled his bag with jewels, cash and plate.
Constable Brown felt quite surprised when William hove in sight.
Said he, "The hours you're keeping are far too late."
So he grabbed him by the collar and lodg'd him safe and sound in jail.
Next morning looking pale, Bill told a tearful tale.
The judge said, "For a couple of months I'm sending you away!"
Said Bill, "How kind! Well if you don't mind, Where I spend my holiday!"

Another song mainly remembered by its chorus, it was originally a big hit for Mark Sheridan in 1909.

It became the signature tune of Reginald Dixon, who played the Wurlitzer organ at the Tower Ballroom, Blackpool between 1930 and 1970.

Sources:

  • Entries in the Roud Indexes at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library: https://archives.vwml.org/search/all:single[folksong-broadside-books]/0_50/all/score_desc/extended-roudNo_tr%3A32459
  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and sheet music: Empire News & The Umpire – 27 Feb 1910
  • Australian Sheet Music: National Library of Australia
  • Sheet Music Cover: Wikipedia

Playing the game in the west

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First Published1910

Writer/composerAlec Kendall and George FormbyRoudRN25485

Music Hall PerformersGeorge Formby (Senior)
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of:
Kane, Alice ; N. Ireland : Belfast ; nd
Sheet Music printed in Empire News & The Umpire 4 Dec 1910

Since I've been in London, it's easy to see
There's no other Johnny looks smarter than me
I'm going the pace, that means playing the game
I'm one of those gay dogs that's got a bad name
I'm what folks would call a daredevil, you know
No sooner an argument than it's a blow
I've seen better days, still I don't care a sou
I've gone to the dogs and you know what, it's through

Playing the game in the west
Playing the game in the city
Leading the life that tells
Flirting with Maude and Kitty
Strolling along The Strand
Knocking policemen about
And I'm not going home till a quarter to ten
'Cause it's my night out!


The boys in the west seem quite jealous of me
Because I am dressed rather tricky, you see
When I smoke "El de Stinko", as everyone knows
It's easy to make the cigar come down me nose
For a day's shooting I went yesterday
When I'd broken four bottles I heard the man say
"Cigar, sir, or nuts, you're a marvellous shot!
Are you in the army?" heh, I said, "Yes sir, I'm not!"

I'm playing the game in the west
Leading the life that's thrilling
Out of a two bob piece
All I've got left is a shilling
Treating the girls to cham'
Throwing my money about
And it wouldn't take me long to stop out all night
'Cause it's my night out!


I met an old college chum, he calls me "strife",
He said George you're leading a terrible life
Society life cannot always suit you
The collar you wear may someday slip through
Why don't you give up this life that so fast
This lemon and dash-es and women won't last
I said "It's me now, I don't give a jot
I've got ninepence left and I'll finish the lot."

"I'm playing the game in the west,
That's what I love to be doing.
Quaffing the sparkling wine,
I'm on my road to ruin,
Been out since seven o'clock,
Flashing and dashing about,
And it wouldn't take me long to stop out all night
'Cause it is my night out."

A song recalled by Alice Kane in her Songs and Sayings of an Ulster Childhood (1993).

It was originally sung by by George Formby Snr – father of the now more famous George Formby Jnr.

George Formby Snr sings it:

Sources:

Sing something Irish to me

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First Published1911

Writer/composerFred GodfreyRoudRN36250

Music Hall PerformersDave Carter
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of: unknown singer Newfoundland radio broadcasts ; 1937 and 1939

Sheet Music printed in Empire News & The Umpire - 01 Oct 1911

A song in Australia once through the bush rang
A new fashioned ballad some miners there sang
The hearers were pleased at the singer and song,
And just for one more, every lad there did long.
An Irish boy said "It's enjoyment I find,
To hear you just sing, but if you wouldn't mind

Sing something Irish to me
Any old melody
One of the songs that I once knew,
Any old Irish song will do
Come back to Erin,
Tho' its thousands of miles over the foam,
Sing something Irish to me, tonight
Twill remind me of home sweet home


To run down old Ireland, some people will try
But Irish I've lived and, sure, Irish I'll die.
My father is Dublin, my mother is Cork.
And I've loved Ireland dear, since the day I could walk.
When I hear you sing, sure, it makes me feel bright.
I'm thinking of Home and of Ireland tonight

Sung in the British Halls by Dave Carter, written by the prolific Welsh songwriter, Fred Godfrey.

It was sung as part of a traditional radio broadcast in the late 1930s in Newfoundland.

Sources:

I wish they’d do it now (Gray, 1892)

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First Published1892

Writer/composerBarry GrayRoudRN1401

Music Hall PerformersWM Goldie
Folk performancesNone that I am aware of
I wish they’d do it now
Comic song and chorus
Written and composed by Barry Gray

My mother in law and I went out
One night to take a stroll
She wore her diamond earrings and
A purse well filled with gold
We were followed by assassins
Who hundred for our gore
And if it hadn’t been for me
They’d have killed my mother-in-law

I wish they’d do it now
I wish they’d do it now
I’d manage to get out of the way
And not turn up till next day
I wish they’d do it now
I’d try to show them how
Oh, wouldn’t it be a snap for me
I wish they’d do it now
[twice]

I’m married now about five years
And settled down in life
I shan’t forget the first time I
Had trouble with my wife
She threw the licence in my face
And smashed our wedding ring
And said I’ll go back to ma-ma
You nasty horrid thing

I wish she’d do it now
I wish she’d do it now
Although in fighting I’m not drilled
I’d run the risk of being killed
I wish she’d do it now
I’d try to show her how
Oh, wouldn’t it be a snap for me
I wish she’d do it now
[twice]

I remember when a little boy
Though many years ago
I had golden hair and hazel eyes
No sorrow did I know
I was the cutest little lad
You’d see for many a day
The girls would come from miles around
And borrow me to play

I wish they’d do it now
I wish they’d do it now
Those saucy girls with bangs and curls
Would smooth my childish brow
I wish they’d do it now
I’d try to show them how
Oh, wouldn’t it be a snap for me
I wish they’d do it now
[twice]

A re-write of one of the earlier variants of I wish they’d do it now or possibly of EW Mackney’s I’d choose to be a baby, with its own melody …

Barry Gray was the pen name of American humourist and author, Robert Barry Coffin (1826-1866) – its possible that the music publishers were posthumously crediting Coffin.

This version was also published in W.M. Goldie’s Musical Songster (c1892)

https://www.britishnewspaperarchive.co.uk/viewer/bl/0002237/18921223/032/0008

Sources:

  • Entries in the Roud Indexes at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library: https://archives.vwml.org/search/all:single[folksong-broadside-books]/0_50/all/score_desc/extended-roudNo_tr%3A1401
  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and Sheet Music: Gray, B. (1892). I wish they’d do it now : comic song and chorus. M. Witmark & Sons. [Bodleian Library Mediated Copying]

How would you like to be a baby?

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First Published1910

Writer/composerEW RogersRoudRN none

Music Hall PerformersArthur Lennard
Folk performancesNone that I am aware of
There's lots of things that babies get 
And don't appreciate
That we grown ups would like to have,
And reckon "simply great!"
The darling girls kiss baby, and
He howls - the foolish boy!
If they did that to us we'd all
Lie down and kick for joy.

How would you like to be a baby? a bouncing little baby boy?
Fancy you, fancy me
Dancing up and down upon a nice girls knee!
We'd chance being call'd a silly gaby, our little life we would enjoy.
How would you like to be a baby? a bouncing little baby boy?


There's baby's youthful aunties' fair,
Those two we all admire,
Will warm his tootsies on their lap
Before the bedroom fire.
We hear them from our room next door
O'er baby bill and coo:
"The little pet had better go
To rest between us two!"

And in the morn when we awake,
Into our old cold tub
We tumble shiv'ring, no one there
Our poor old chest to rub.
The baby's cooing as he's bathed,
Re-echoes through the place;
Then how we wish the darling girls
Would 'Wash our little face!

Its true that baby sometimes our
Commiseration wins
When into him they stick one of
Those awful safety-pins.
But still we'd grin and bear it if,
When we got through our yell,
We had a lovely girl to kiss
The place, and make it well.

Another song included because it follows the theme of the family of songs related to I wish they’d do it now, though this one is sung to what appears to be an original melody . It was written and composed in around 1910 by EW Rogers . It was performed in the Halls by Arthur Lennard (sometimes spelt Leonard).  As far as I know it hasn’t featured in the repertoire of traditional singers.

Sources:

  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and Sheet Music: Rogers, E. W., & Lennard, A. (1910). How would you like to be a baby? Francis, Day and Hunter. [Bodleian Mediated Copying Service]

They were very very good to me

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First Published1899

Writer/composerWP Keen and Fred LeighRoudRN22665

Music Hall PerformersTE Dunville
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of:
Yates, Joe ; Australia ; 1980s
THEY WERE VERY, VERY GOOD TO ME.
Written and Composed by W. P. KEEN & FRED. LEIGH.
Sung by T. E. DUNYILLE.


In my childhood days, not so very long ago,
I was always a fav'irite with the ladies, don't You know;
I had "topknots" on my "tuppenny" and nails upon my toes,
And a little bit of putty which they called my nose;
As I sat among the ladies they appeared, somehow,
To talk of things before me as they don't do now,
They used to take me on their knees - I do it now instead
And they used to come and kiss me as I laid in bed


They were very, very good to me,
Very, very good to me;
If I ever had a pain in my rum-tum-tum,
Or tic dou-lou-reux in my kingdom come;
Lor' bless your heart, they would rub that part
In a way that was good to see,
They never do it now, I wish they would —
They were very, very good to me.

[twice]

We had two spare rooms in the villa where I dwell,
Said the wife, "Take some lodgers in," said I, "Very well";
So in the parlour window we put up a card to say,
"Two young men lodgers wanted" — they were there next day.
They made themselves at home and we got on quite nice,
They said our place was like a little paradise.
The missis took their breakfast up each morn at 10 A.M.,
And hoped that we should never, never part with them.

They were very, very good to me,
Very, very good to me ;
When I asked for the rent they paid me quick —

With a hob-nailed boot and half a brick;
One ran away with the wife one day,
But the best of it was; you see,
The other one married my mother-in-law —
They were very, very good to me.


With a lady once I was horribly in love,
Her nose was heavenly — it pointed up above;
They said her hair was not her own, a falsehood, I declare,
For I know the very barber's where she bought that hair.
One day I proposed — and she accepted me,
But I didn't seem in favour with the fam-i-lee ;
Still I resolved to win the girl — she'd saved up seven pound,
And when the wedding day arrived they all came round.

They were very, very good to me,
Very, very good. to me ;
The shoes and the boots at me they shied,
But the worst of it was there were feet inside ;

As for the rice, it wasn't very nice,
They boiled it first, you see,
And a dollop went wollop down the back of my neck, T

hey were very, very good to me.

When the sun shines bright in the merry summer-time,
Then a dip in the briny is a fair pantomime,
I once went in to have a swim — of course with nothing on,
And when I came ashore I found my clothes all gone.
I was far away from anywhere and—dear, oh lor,
I soon put on a frown and that was all I wore ;
Two ladies high upon the cliff looked down at me by chance,
And they saw my awful misery in one short glance.

They were very, very good to me,
Very, very good to me ;
They told me to wait, and in half a jiff
A bundle dropped from the top of that cliff.

One pair of socks — and it gave me shocks
When the rest I came to see,
A lady's gamp and a pair of — well,
They were very, very good to me.

This song, performed in the early 20th century by TE Dunville, written by WP Keen and Fred Leigh, is almost certainly the same song collected from the singing of Joe Yates by John Meredith in the 1980s.

It is another song which follows the lyrical themes of I wish they’d do it now, though in this case it was sung to a tune which borrows a great deal from The Sailor’s Hornpipe.

London and Provincial Entr’acte –  10 June 1899

Sources:

  • Entries in the Roud Indexes at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library: https://archives.vwml.org/search/all:single[folksong-broadside-books]/0_50/all/score_desc/extended-roudNo_tr%3A22665
  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and Sheet Music: Keen, W. P., Leigh, F. W., & Dunville, T. E. (1899). They were very, very good to me. Francis, Day and Hunter. [Bodleian Library Mediated Copying]

Oh, The Business!

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First Published1902

Writer/composerTW ConnorRoudRN34963

Music Hall PerformersHarry Randall
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of:
Stack, Jack ; Ireland : Co. Kerry ; 1982
OH, THE BUSINESS!
Written and Composed by T. W. CONNOR.
Sung by HARRY RANDALL.

We keep a little gen'ral shop,
The Missis and myself;
And since we've learnt the "wrinkles" we've
Got "quids" upon the shelf,
Our customers want coaxing, so,
With ev'ry thing we sell,
We've started giving presents and
A bit of "kid" as well.

And oh, the business!
Things are beginning to hum.
Ask the ladies,
They know where to come!
With ev'ry ha'p'ny bundle of wood
We give 'em a quartern of gin,
And lend 'em a shilling till Tuesday week,
And they all come rolling in!

[twice]

We sell all sorts of nice things, from
A bootlace to a bun,
And from the baby to the "boss,"
We study ev'ry one.
The fathers like a bit of fuss
Made of them now and then;
And that's where my old girl comes in,—
She manages the men.

And oh, the business!
Things are beginning to hum.
Ask the fathers,
They know where to come!
With ev'ry penn'orth of thre'penny shag
She tickles 'em under the chin;
So whenever they think they'd like to be tickled,
They all come rolling in!


The maidens fair with gilded hair
We cater for as well;
For scented soap, complexion pills
And powder-puffs we sell.
I'm up to all their little tricks,
Since I'm a married man,
I know just what they want, and try
To please them all I can.

And oh, the business I
Things are beginning to hum.
Ask the darlings,
They know where to come.
With ev'ry penn'orth of violet-powder,

We give 'em a safety-pin;
So whenever a string or a button comes off,

They all come rolling in.

The schoolboys in our neighbourhood
Are such a saucy lot,
That ev'ry day the master has
To find their tender spot.
But we must have their ha'pence, though
It's needless to explain ;
So lately we've been telling them
The way to cheat the cane.

And oh, the business!
Things are beginning to hum.
Ask the schoolboys,
They know where to come !
With ev'ry ha'porth of almond-rock.

We give 'em a sheet of tin
To stick in the seat of their corduroys,

And they all come rolling in.

Another song from the Halls of the 1890s remembered by traditional singers in the later part of the 20th century. The original song was written and composed by the prolific TW Connor and featured in the repertoire of  Harry Randall

It was collected in 1982 in Ireland from the singing of Jack Stack by Geraldine Cotter. You can hear a snatch of it at The Traditional Irish Music Collection of Muckross House (Killarney)

Harry Randall sings it:

Sources:

  • Entries in the Roud Indexes at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library: https://archives.vwml.org/search/all:single[folksong-broadside-books]/0_50/all/score_desc/extended-roudNo_tr%3A34963
  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and Sheet Music: Connor, T. W., & Randall, H. (1902). Oh the business! Francis, Day and Hunter. [Bodleian Library Mediated Copying]

Puss! Puss! Puss!

AKAPuss
First Published1897

Writer/composerTW ConnorRoudRN24222

Music Hall PerformersGeorge Beauchamp
Folk performancesCollected from the singing of:
Costello, Cecilia ; England : Warwickshire ; 1967
PUSS! PUSS! PUSS!

There once was a sly old pussy-cat,
Who used to come out at night,
Looking for poor little mice to eat,
Then tell them it served them right!
I came out of my nest one night,
And pussy came after me,
Spoke to me nice, captured her "mice"
As easy as easy could be.


Every night it was "Puss! Puss! Puss!
Come out and play with me,"
Every night it was "Puss! Puss! Puss!"

Played with my L. S. D.
She called me "a dear" then she bit my ear,
After coaxing me so nice,
She was the saucy old cat,
And I was the poor little "mice"


She'd beautiful hair and lovely eyes,
A voice you could hear for miles,
Dear little nose, that was always cold,
Through sleeping out on the tiles.
I invited her home to tea,
And after we had such a lark,
Played all the night, without any light,
For pussy could see in the dark.

She patted my face so playfully,
I thought it was love she meant,
Till I'd got nothing to feed her on,
Then under her paw I went.
She rolled me over, and made me squeak,
Then walked off as proud as you please,
Now while she has meat, and "nicies" to eat,
I'm nibbling at stale bread and cheese!

Another song from the Halls of the 1890s remembered by traditional singers in the later part of the 20th century.

The original song was written and composed by the prolific TW Connor and featured in the repertoire of  George Beauchamp

It was collected from the singing of Cecilia Costello by Charles Parker and Pam Bishop. You can hear her sing it at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library site or on the Musical Traditions CD Cecilia Costello – “Old Fashioned Songs” (MTCD363-4)

Sources: