{"id":10216,"date":"2021-04-16T09:21:49","date_gmt":"2021-04-16T09:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/folksongandmusichall.com\/?page_id=10216"},"modified":"2025-12-08T19:19:01","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T19:19:01","slug":"ask-a-pliceman","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/folksongandmusichall.com\/index.php\/ask-a-pliceman\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask a P’liceman"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
AKA<\/strong><\/td>If you want to know the time ask a policeman<\/td><\/tr>
First Published<\/td>1889<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Writer\/composer<\/td>EW Rogers\/AE Durandeau<\/td>Roud<\/strong><\/td>RNV1211<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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Music Hall Performers<\/strong><\/td>James Fawn<\/td><\/tr>
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The p'lice force is a noble band that safely guard our streets\nTheir valour is unquestioned and they're noted for their feats\nIf anything you wish to know they'll tell you with a grin\nIn fact each one of them is a complete Enquire Within.\n\nIf you want to know the time ask a p'liceman\nThe proper Greenwich time, ask a p'liceman\nEv'ry member of the force, has a watch and chain of course\nIf you want to know the time ask a p'liceman.<\/em>\n\nIf you stay out late at night and pass through regions queer\nThanks to those noble guardians of foes you have no fear\nIf drink you want and 'pubs' are shut go to the man in blue\nSay you're thirsty and good-natured, and he'll show you what to do.\n\nIf you want to get a drink, ask a p'liceman\nHe'll manage it I think, will a p'liceman\nHe'll produce the flowing pot, if the 'pubs' are shut or not\nHe could open all the lot, ask a p'liceman.<\/em>\n\nIf your servant suddenly should leave her cosy place\nDon't get out an advertisement her whereabouts to trace\nYou're told it was a soldier who removed her box of clothes\nDon't take the information in, but ask the man who knows.\n\nIf you don't know where she is, ask a p'liceman\nFor he's 'in the know' he is, ask a p'liceman\nThough they say with 'red ' she flew yet its ten to one on 'blue'\nFor he mashes just a few. Ask a p'liceman.\n<\/em>\nAnd if you're getting very stout your friends say in a trice\n'Consult a good physician, and he'll give you this advice\nGo in for running all you can no matter when or how\nAnd if you'd had a trainer, watch a bobby in a row.\n\nIf you want to learn to run, ask a p'liceman\nHow to fly, though twenty 'stun', ask a p'liceman\nWatch a bobby in a fight in a tick he's out of sight\nFor advice on rapid flight, ask a p'liceman.<\/em>\n\nOr if you're called away from home, and leave your wife behind\nYou say, 'Oh would that I had a friend to guard the house could find,\nAnd keep my love in safety' but let you're troubles cease\nYou'll find the longed-for keeper in a member of the p'lice.\n\nIf your wife should want a friend, ask a p'liceman\nWho a watchful eye will lend, ask a p'liceman\nTruth and honour you can trace written on his manly face\nWhen you're gone he'll mind your place, ask a p'liceman.<\/em>\n <\/pre>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
A song from the Halls which still seems to live on in our memories, even if it isn’t widely sung in its original form. I make no claims for this one having entered the “folk song canon”, it’s included here as an example of a “classic” music hall song.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Most famously sung by James Fawn, it’s one of a number of songs which reflected a distrust of the police amongst the working people that most often formed the audiences in the Halls. It’s also an example of one of the many songs that were caught up in the rather vague laws of copyright and performing rights in the late 19th-century. Fawn took the publishers Francis Bros. to court, asserting it was his right, not the theirs’, to determine who could sing it on the Music Hall stage . The publishers had bought the copyright of the song for \u00a310 (around \u00a31300 in todays money) giving them the right to print and sell the sheet music, but on the basis of a handwritten note on the receipt, Fawn won the case meaning it could not be legally be sung on stage without his permission (The Era<\/em> Dec 7 1889)<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n
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James Fawn (1850-1923) was a highly successful comic actor who specialised in playing drunks. His debut at the Marylebone Theatre in 1866 seems to have involved him wandering on repeatedly and saying drunkenly “I’ve had two rum shrub<\/em>“. On these slim beginnings he built a career performing in both “legitimate theatre” and the Halls. He formed a highly successful double acts, firstly with Arthur Roberts and later with Sam Wilkinson, but in later years performed by himself. Contemporary critics thought him a little crude early in his career, but he seemed to gain respectability later years. His repertoire included a long list of comic songs including  Ju jah, Only One, The Sanitary Inspector, The Man on the Door <\/em>and many others long forgotten, all perhaps accept this one…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A recording or download of this song can be purchased from Windyridge CDs.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n
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