Wee Jean MacGregor

I'm in love with a bonnie wee lass
Wee Jean McGregor, oh
I love her 'cos she's lots of brass
Wee Jean McGregor, oh
I met her one night at the Spree
She was sitting next to me
I said, 'I love you and you love me
Wee Jean McGregor, oh.'

I soon started making love
To Wee Jean McGregor, oh
I told her that she was a wee dove
Wee Jean McGregor, oh
She said, 'Do you think I am?'
I said, 'Yes, I think you am
I could eat you like a scone and jam
Wee Jean McGregor, oh.'

Ay, and we began to spoon
Me and Jean McGregor, oh
In a cosy corner of our own
Me and Jean McGregor, 0h
I said, 'Jean will you be mine?'
I kissed her and she said it was fine
So I kissed her again for Auld Lang Syne
Wee Jean McGregor, oh.

The next day we went for a sail
Me and Jean McGregor, oh
And it blew a terrible gale
On Wee Jean McGregor, oh
She said, 'Sandy, will we sink?'
I said, 'Oh no I don't think.
If we do we'll both get a drink
Me and you McGregor, oh.'

She said, 'Sandy, oh I'm sick
Wee Jean McGregor, oh
I said, 'Dear, and I'm sick too.
Me and you McGregor, oh.'
She was bad she was bye peg (?)
I could scarcely stand on my legs
We fed the fishes on ham and eggs
Me and Jean McGregor, oh.