On Mother Kelly’s Doorstep

AKA
First Published 1925
Writer/composer George A Stevens Roud RN38999

Music Hall Performers Fred Barnes, Randolph Sutton
Folk performances Collected from the singing of:
Ling, Ruby ; England : Suffolk ; 1975-80
Whyte, Bryce ; Scotland : Angus : 1975

From Music Hall Memories No 20

I’ve just been lingering all alone Down Paradise Row
When I was a kiddie, I’d a sweetheart, and down there we would go
I’d call her Nelly and she’d call me Joe
And we would romp there hand in hand
Then we’d both sit down on a doorstep there
And we’d picture the future grand.

On Mother Kelly’s doorstep, down Paradise Row
I’d sit along o’ Nelly, she’d sit along o’ Joe
She’d got a little hole in her frock, hole in her shoe
Hole in her sock where her toe peep’d thro’
But Nelly was the smartest down our Alley
On Mother Kelly’s doorstep, I’m wondering now
If li’l gal Nelly remembers Joe, her beau
And does she love me like she used to?
On Mother Kelly’s doorstep, down Paradise Row

The cobblestones were a meadow sweet, to Nelly and me
The smoky chimney on the housetop was a beautiful tree
And old Brown’s donkey was a big baa-lamb
And Mother Kelly in the house
On a wash-day, holding her pail, was Mary 
The milk maid milking cows

A big hit for Fred Barnes in the British Halls of the late 1920s, later also sung by  Randolph Sutton. It has been recorded by a huge number of singers, including: Danny LaRue, Frankie Vaughan, Dorothy Squires and Barbara Windsor.

Its an extremely well-known song, and was widely sung in pubs across Britain, so it is perhaps surprising that it only features in the repertoire of two traditional singers. On the other hand it probably indicates the efficiency with which collectors managed not to collect Music Hall songs of this type.

Randolph Sutton sings it:

Sources:

  • Entries in the Roud Indexes at the Vaughn Williams Memorial Library: https://archives.vwml.org/search/all:single[folksong-broadside-books]/0_50/all/score_desc/extended-roudNo_tr%3A38999 tbc
  • Kilgarrif Sing Us
  • Lyrics and sheet music: Music Hall Memories No 20