Two lovely black eyes

First published1886
LyricsCharles CoburnMusicItalian traditionalRoud13631
Music Hall performersCharles Coburn, 1880s-1930s
Stanley Holloway, 1930s-1950s
Folk performancesSource singers
Michael Leahy 1958 Canada ; Ontario
Walter Pardon 1978 England Norfolk
Modern Performances
Cohen Braithwaite-Kilcoyne 2019
Strolling so happily down Bethnal Green
This gay youth you might have seen
Tompkins and I, with his girl between
Oh what a surprise,
I praised the Conservatives frank and free
Tompkins got angry so speedily
All in a moment he handed to me
Two lovely black eyes.

Two lovely black eyes
Oh what a surprise
Only for telling a man he was wrong
Two lovely black eyes.

Next time, I argued, I though it best
To give the Conservative side a rest
The merits of Gladstone I freely pressed
When Oh what a surprise
The chap I had met was a Tory true
Nothing the Liberals right could do
This was my share of that argument too
Two lovely black eyes.

The moral you’ve caught I can hardly doubt
Never on politics rave and shout
Leave it to others to fight it out
If you would be wise
Better far, better it is to let
Liberals and Tories alone you bet
Unless you willing and anxious to get
Two lovely black eyes.

This was written by Charles Coburn as a parody of “My Nellie’s blue eyes“a popular song by the Mohawk Minstrels/Christy Minstrels. The minstrel songsters had in turn lifted the melody from a traditional Italian song, a Venetian ballad called Vieni sul Mar (Come to the sea) a song still heard in the repertoire of many classical Italian singers.

According to Willson-Disher, Coburn spent many hours on stage perfecting the chorus, which eventually turned the song into a huge hit, playing to packed houses who loudly joined in. One summer evening in 1886, with windows and doors open for ventilation, the audience at the Trocadero sang so loudly that it interrupted the performance across Great Windmill Street at the London Pavillion, where the audience also joined in, drowning out the show they had paid to see.

Charles Coburn (1852-1945) is largely remembered for two songs, this one and The man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo. He reckoned that he sang Two lovely black eyes more than 250,000 times and that he could sing the chorus in 14 languages. He first appeared as an amateur actor in the early 1870s, becoming a full-time entertainer in December 1875 in pantomime at the Alhambra, Sandgate. In the Halls he often performed songs in character, dressed as an old man, a costermonger, a drunk et cetera according to the needs of the song. He was unusual in that he successfully performed in France – singing in French in French music halls. He actively campaigned to improve the working conditions of Music Hall Artistes and despite many periods of great success, there were times when he found it difficult to get bookings.

Cosmotheka in 2017 (at the lovely Bromyard Festival)

image_print