All along the rails

First Published 1898
Writer/composer AJ Mills and FW Carter Roud RN21194

Music Hall Performers Charles Deane
Folk performances Collected from the singing of:
Goodchild, James; England : Hampshire, 1976
“Hoodeners” in Kent, no date

The other night I journey'd with some dear old pals of mine,
Into a little pub, a small harmonic club;
A fellow there who thought himself a singer, if you please, 
Tried to sing "The Anchor's Weighed" in thirteen different keys.
We cried "Encore," told him he was fine,
Just because he bought us lots of wine
At half past twelve, a little bit insane,
Sixteen good boys made for home again.

All along the rails — what a lively gang!
Shouting out the chorus of every song we sang,
We laughed, we chaffed, and told some fairy tales;
Playing the harp at two in the morning all along the rail

I acted as leader, for I thought I knew my way,
So shouted out with "Now boys, you follow me."
We came across a policeman who was having forty winks
Tried to sneak his helmet and to make him toss for drinks.
We'd no gamps so for nearly half an hour,
We tramped and tramped all through a lovely shower.
When all at once I tumbled, I declare,
We'd walked fifteen times around a square.

I clutched hold of some railings that were painted overnight,
Got covered all serene with such a lovely green,
The servant girl was waiting up, the saucy little sains;
I cuddled her, and marked her cotton dress with spots of paint.
The wife found out, here was a row of course.
Sacked our girl, and said she'd have a divorce,
But afterwards I made it right, What ho!
And swore a swear that never more I'd go.

A song from the repertoire of a comedian who seemed to specialise in drinking songs, Charles Deane. It was written by the alarmingly prolific AJ Mills with FW Carter and was a hit in 1889 in the Halls and pantomimes.

The Era – Saturday 27 August 1898

The song has been incorporated into the traditional songs sung by “Hoodeners” in Kent and Steve Roud recorded James Goodchild singing a fragment (the chorus) in 1976:

James Goodchild in 1976 from VWML

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